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joewein

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...you look at fuel prices in yen/litre posted at a petrol station and it makes you think of your average and max HR on the last ride.

(it happens to me anyway)
 

TimeTraveler

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...you have accumulated a collection of saddles, stems, brake levers,...need I say more:)
 

Half-Fast Mike

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...when driving a motor vehicle you stop at a red light and since no pedestrians are in the crosswalk you start to drive right through before you realize you are NOT on a bike, and slam on the brakes.
 

TimeTraveler

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...you want to cause whoever is sucking on your wheel pain and suffering!!!!
 

leicaman

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you ride a bike !!!!
(Not sure where I thought that one up. Call it a flash of inspiration ;) )
 

mrkamot

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when you wonder about how it would feel like riding down the stairs you are descending on on your way to work.
 

TimeTraveler

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Are you saying people have to ride a bike to be cyclists? How very oppressive and discriminatory. Diversity Awareness Course for you, young man.

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I hate ta jack da thread, but I don ge dit!!!! whear da bike???? we needa cyclin course! who cares bout diversity awareness anyway!!!!
 

wexford

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you're watching your cpu graph in the corner of your screen and wondering what the climbs would be like.
....and then you login to tcc and post it. hmmm.
 

joewein

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...you're feeling odd not wearing cycling gloves when you get into your car.
 
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