Edogawakikkoman
Maximum Pace
- Jan 14, 2007
- 2,550
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Just got home from Sunday training and was almost going to crash tackle this guy...
Just as I started to head home this guy passes me... at a nice pace... so I decide to get a bit of a lift and maybe say 'hello' as he was a gaijin who I hadn't seen riding before on the Edo river...
Then he started cleaning his nasal passages all over me...
I thought... Fucken Hell!!!! what is he thinking....????
So I decided to jump in front of him for a bit and pull him along...
Then he sprints past me and starts cleaning his nose again....
This time I yell at him in Japanese... 'OI, naniyattenno???
And let him stay about 100m in front of me while I decided whether to crash tackle him or let him get away...
Then the race was on... he was trying to get away but I kept my pace and finally he started to slow down a bit....
One last time I start to approach and there he goes again... snort snort snort...spit....
Really pissed by now I pull up beside him and smile at him ...
Me: Hi!
Him: No ingrish...
Me: Furansu?
Him: Supein...
Me: Nihongo daijobu?
Him: daijyobu...
and then we had a short chat...
By this stage it would seem stupid to just punch him so I stayed friendly...
we chatted a bit...
Still unsure if he was snotting all over me on purpose...
I let him ride off when I got to my turn off...
LOOK BEGFORE YOU SNORT!!!!!
If anybody knows this guy...tell him I forgive him...
Just got home from Sunday training and was almost going to crash tackle this guy...
Just as I started to head home this guy passes me... at a nice pace... so I decide to get a bit of a lift and maybe say 'hello' as he was a gaijin who I hadn't seen riding before on the Edo river...
Then he started cleaning his nasal passages all over me...
I thought... Fucken Hell!!!! what is he thinking....????
So I decided to jump in front of him for a bit and pull him along...
Then he sprints past me and starts cleaning his nose again....
This time I yell at him in Japanese... 'OI, naniyattenno???
And let him stay about 100m in front of me while I decided whether to crash tackle him or let him get away...
Then the race was on... he was trying to get away but I kept my pace and finally he started to slow down a bit....
One last time I start to approach and there he goes again... snort snort snort...spit....
Really pissed by now I pull up beside him and smile at him ...
Me: Hi!
Him: No ingrish...
Me: Furansu?
Him: Supein...
Me: Nihongo daijobu?
Him: daijyobu...
and then we had a short chat...
By this stage it would seem stupid to just punch him so I stayed friendly...
we chatted a bit...
Still unsure if he was snotting all over me on purpose...
I let him ride off when I got to my turn off...
LOOK BEGFORE YOU SNORT!!!!!
If anybody knows this guy...tell him I forgive him...