Police guide to ride a bike


Maximum Pace
Oct 14, 2007
Machida, Tokyo
There are no limits to the madness that is wrapping the UK in its wet blanket. The cops regularly issue helpful guides to the boys in blue, and now it seems they need guidance on how to ride their bicycles.


The entire article is quotable, but I will limit myself to:

The West Midlands Police guide has instructions in how to cycle downhill.
It points out, helpfully, that: "Gears and pedalling are not important, so adopt a neutral pedal position", before adding, in capital letters "DO NOT PUT YOUR FEET DOWN TO SLOW DOWN YOUR CYCLE".