While my personal view always been that lycra and hair don't mix, there finally no need to discuss the "why shave your legs" topic anymore (see blow). I expect everyone on our next group ride to show up silky smooth!
I considered writing "tights" but then most of us on here have cycling tights that we wear - hair or bare - so it wouldn't have quite the casual transvestism effect I was seeking. Alternatives could have been stockings, fishnets, thigh-highs, pantyhose, etc. (Excuse me a minute…)
Out on ride today I was thinking the same thing (GrantT) beat me to the thought. Because I used a green lane which is covered in fine dust and small stones my hairs on my legs are dusty as hell.... You could almost feel the them grabbing the air and slowing me down