theBlob
Bokeh master
- Sep 28, 2011
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So I got invited to be a brand ambassador last week. You guys know what it is right? Basically it involves shilling yourself out to some corporation by creating free "user generated reviews" of their products for very little gain. Usually 10% product discount or something inconsequential like that. Let's face it, it basically points to a certain insecurity and vapidness of character.
Needless to say those character traits pretty accurately describe me, so I was straight onto it, sending in my resume, touting my massive Instagram following and my ability to generate 'likes' on TCC (Don't let me down boys!). Sure enough I was selected! Hooray!
So let me introduce the new corporation I'm shilling for.... Peek industries!
Here is a little from their web page...
and another
Anyway, that's enough of that, The deal you are asking? Right! Well, basically I managed to negotiate a sweet deal. 1 tagged photo gets gets me a 20min digital "tow" coupon I can redeem anytime. I also get to set the speed from the back.
Well, I got to test out some coupons today, perfect! "Headwind on the Arakawa?" No, Never heard of it!
20min coupon...Kaching! #PeekIndustries
Can you move over a bit, please, and slow down, too!....Kaching!...20min #PeekIndustries
Here's me redeeming (and receiving) another 20 minute coupon... 4m/s headwind... No problem - "35km/hr please sir." #PeekIndustries
If anyone wants in I can probably make it happen now I'm best mates with the CEO.
Needless to say those character traits pretty accurately describe me, so I was straight onto it, sending in my resume, touting my massive Instagram following and my ability to generate 'likes' on TCC (Don't let me down boys!). Sure enough I was selected! Hooray!
So let me introduce the new corporation I'm shilling for.... Peek industries!
Here is a little from their web page...
Peek Industries said:Generating thousands of Strava kilometers each year, Peek industries offer new levels of pain with exemplary sockage
and another
Peek Industries said:With the release of Ver. 10.8.2 Peek Industries wife updated kit odours from musty ass to soapy rose, whatever the distance, you need never be out of the soap rose garden
Anyway, that's enough of that, The deal you are asking? Right! Well, basically I managed to negotiate a sweet deal. 1 tagged photo gets gets me a 20min digital "tow" coupon I can redeem anytime. I also get to set the speed from the back.
Well, I got to test out some coupons today, perfect! "Headwind on the Arakawa?" No, Never heard of it!
20min coupon...Kaching! #PeekIndustries
Can you move over a bit, please, and slow down, too!....Kaching!...20min #PeekIndustries
Here's me redeeming (and receiving) another 20 minute coupon... 4m/s headwind... No problem - "35km/hr please sir." #PeekIndustries
If anyone wants in I can probably make it happen now I'm best mates with the CEO.