I'm with you @jdd , can't be bothered with tubeless, unless it's MTB or really hardcore gravel where you need some reeeeally low pressure etc.I'm the bike equivalent of a luddite--rim brakes, tubes, and triples.
There's absolutely nothing pitiful about your rides. They are awesome, exquisitely presented and thoroughly enjoyable to track. I get to find something enjoyable about every cyclist's rides. I am only lucky that I get to spend a bit more time on the bike than most because my wife is glad to see the back of me and she basically looks after our lives.you just ride a crazy amount more than everyone else. Just saw how pitiful my 600km this month is compared to your efforts.
Same here, maybe I clean my bike after each season!