Likewise, my bikes are just functionally named. I always thought only people who were having affairs named their bike. That way, if they said the wrong name at an inopportune intimate moment, they always had a way out - `I was just trying to prolong the moment` - though judging by the comments I read from time to time, maybe some were trying to speed things up???
Thinking about it, now that explains why the guy down the road used to change his bikes every few months...
Thinking about it, now that explains why the guy down the road used to change his bikes every few months...