Caption competition

[Half-Fast Mike]

We haven't had a caption competition for a while.



Rules:

1. Be nice.

2. As usual there are no prizes except the satisfaction of exercising your wit and consequent admiration in the form of 'likes' from your virtual friends here on TCC.

 

[theBlob]

We haven't had a caption competition for a while.

Dislike. The whole thing already stinks of rich white guys having a laugh at the guy basically working as a slave for $1 a day.

I like you Mike, just trying to make sure we don't lower the tone around here by inadvertantly posting material that might be construed as racist or derogatory to people less fortunate than ourselves.

 

[mrkamot]

^this is derogatory, I'm a rich BROWN guy

 

[kiwisimon]

"anyone want a slightly used iphone?"

 

[GrantT]

Kittel is literally turning into a brick shit house

 

[macrophotofly]

"Yar, yar, this is my steel bike that I use for commuting. I've also got a titanium disc brake one that I use as scafolding and the carbon lightweight that's weekend use only when i need to transport mey'4 kids and the dog at the same time to the soccer game"

 

[wexford]

Sorry can't think of a caption - I've got writers block.

 

[wexford]

or perhaps "riders block?"

 

[Chris Williams]

That's the last time I trust my GPS!!!!!!

 

[kiwisimon]

2. As usual there are no prizes except the satisfaction of exercising your wit and consequent admiration in the form of 'likes' from your virtual friends here on TCC.

@Half-Fast Mike
are you going to reconsider sponsoring a prize for this competition? the quality of captions has left me mortarfied

 

[GrantT]

He's going to demonstrate how Cavendish falls off a bike - like a ton of bricks!

 

[Half-Fast Mike]

"The traffic's driving me up the wall."

<ahem>

"Oh - you meant carbon fiber layers?"

<sorry>

Glory hole fail.

<I'll get my coat>

 

[Half-Fast Mike]

He's going to demonstrate how Cavendish falls off a bike - like a ton of bricks!

Have you heard that Team Sky announced they will be fitting stabilizers to the team bikes next time?

Meanwhile this fella is going to build a brick wall for kiwisimon to bang his head against.

 

[GrantT]

Still more comfortable than a carbon fiber saddle

 

[wexford]

Keep the rubber side down!

 

[bawbag]

Lars Boom's new strategy - portable pave

 

[wexford]

Winner of the 2010 Weight Weenie Fancy Dress Competition.

 

[Cactaur]

Pink Floyd fan

 

[wexford]

Mortarfied, he carried on...

 

[wexford]

Hey! Weight for me.